Mark Savage

This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able to withstand a 10-story drop, being dunked 20-feet underwater for a half hour, and used as a hammer. Unfortunately, it can’t withstand being beat against an aquarium four times. But my fish love that shit!

Reporter breaks an ‘unbreakable’ mobile phone at CES [bbcnews]

Thanks to Ross and Simon, who can break phones just by looking at them. That’s, uh, some superpower. Blast the chick sitting next to me!